Fat Vampire

Fat Vampire

A Never Coming of Age Story

Downloadable Audiobook - 2010
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Doug Lee is undead quite by accident - attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her - hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated - it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings.... Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.
Publisher: [New York] : Harper Audio, 2010.
ISBN: 9780062059864
Branch Call Number: E-AUDIO


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hollya Apr 02, 2011

Enjoyed this audio version of Fat Vampire quite a lot. The story, particularly the first half, is very funny and well narrated. I laughed out loud on several occasions during an exchange between Doug, the fat vampire, and his hapless friend Jay. Some great send up of comic book and social media culture here as well. The storytelling felt a little uneven in the second half of the book, but on the whole, the humour really makes this story worth it.

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